It's Not Me It's Us

Apparently the ex-girlfriend was stalking our young lad on Facebook, and didn’t like what she saw.  That begat this awesomeness.  I can make no further comment since I have no idea WTF she is talking about… but you’ve got to appreciate the genius of bellowing “don’t say anything” into an answering machine.

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Laurie drags this guy’s frequency down, giving her boyfriend Dell a pretty severe case of negative frequency energy. She apparently is pretty messy, which is forcing him to stay in his bedroom all day dealing with his depression. This may be the first diagnosed case of depression caused by peacock feathers attached to picture frames. You’ll have to endure to the end to pick up that particular tidbit.

Your decorative style stinks, Laurie.  But here’s the more vexing problem:  your boyfriend is gay.

I feel sorry for Emanuel.  I mean, he’s apparently pretty selfish in bed and whatnot, but probably doesn’t deserve the slapping he receives in this voicemail from the lovely sounding French lady he entertained the previous evening.