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To the Hot Guy at Priest Lake on the 4th of July – w4m
Date: 2009-07-24, 1:17AM CDT
I have some interesting news. You are going to be a father, twice. I don’t remember your name but I do remember your license plate number. I really hope you see this. You promised me that you would pull out, and clearly you didn’t. You had brown hair and brown eyes, and had a very specific tattoo. My parents have kicked me out of the house, and I’m not making enough working at Waffle House. I was hoping that you could help me out. My car’s not big enough for the three of us. If you are enough of a man to be responsible for your actions, contact me.
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